why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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