this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
