Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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