I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Do vagina's smell?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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