I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
should my penis look like a turkey
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Randomize
