We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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