ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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