and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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