honey bunches of taint.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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