walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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