I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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