do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
