some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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