my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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