i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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