Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Randomize
