i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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