I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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