That's intense
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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