We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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