operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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