i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Randomize
