i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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