remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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