Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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