Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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