she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Randomize
