you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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