Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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