it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I am available for nakedness
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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