Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I love you. Go after that dick
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
