Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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