What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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