That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
im holly from the hills drunk
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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