Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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