do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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