help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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