Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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