you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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