I've blown a few things in my day
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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