just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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