i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize
