How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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