So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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