Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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