Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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