If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
My pussy is not your playground.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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