Barsexuality is the new black.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
So vagazzling was a success
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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