Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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