Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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