I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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