either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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