No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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