she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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