just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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